Horn Ok Please: HOPping to Conclusions – not a book review

Disclaimer: This is not a book review. Read it (this post or the book) at your own risk. This (again I mean this post or the book) is only for fun.

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I read this book last week. Yes I was vella for the day!

I’d directly come to the point. Here are my recommendations-

1. For Boys and Girls under 18:
Please wait till you become eligible to exercise your adult franchise to choose a government only to scold it later and make several other similar mistakes. In short  wait till you become 18.

2. For Boys above 18:

You should read it for it'll enhance your sense of humor and in turn it'll increase your GPI (Girl Patao Index) and probably enhance your chances of you getting Leh’d. (Author keeps on using  this word in the book)

3. For Girls above 18:

You can enjoy it too for it’ll make you laugh (I know even you have sense humor. Sarcasm is your speciality.). Please refrain from reading this if you do not like ‘F’ word ‘cause the book is full of that and similar words of the F word family; probably more than they have used ‘F’ word in movie Pulp Fiction.

4. For those who hates reading books and do not come under category 1 above:

This one is especially for you. ‘Cause this is very light and full of masalas. After reading this book you might start reading.
Note: I used to come under this category but after reading this, I fall under category 2.

5. For editorial lovers:

You can just read the ‘HOPping Conclusions’ part (will take only an hour) of the book skipping rest of the book and still enjoy it.

6. For those who does not like the book or this post:

Please do not kill me. You can investigate the matter - “When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”