So we have 3 characters here –
‘W’ = the woman, an attractive woman.
‘M’ = the man, not a mirror cracking material but neat & clean, maintains good hygiene & wears good cloth if not designer ones.
‘O’ = rest of us guys.
‘W’ & ’M’ met at ATM last Tuesday and ’M’ got her cell number.
['O'- the b@$t@^d got lucky.]
How did he get her number? Let’s assume here that ’M’ somehow got ‘W’s number – to make the story short.
Friday evening ‘M’ calls up ‘W’ ['W' – who is this? …oh is that guy I met at the ATM? …he seemed interesting but all of them sound interesting at first only to be found loser or pushy or plain jerk later…hmm but what I would loose if I talk to him for a second, he is a little different I guess…] and ’W' takes the call just a second before it was to be missed.
‘M’ –
Hey I am going to this restaurant for dinner and they say they serve really tasty food over there.
['W'– oh so he wants to ask me out. I am not going out with a guy I just met at ATM. Hmm… | 'O'– you don’t talk to girl like this. Just come to the point idiot…ask her out…God she is hot!].
So kinda thought you might wanna have something yummy with some of the tastiest conversations this weekend. ['W' – my mom prepares the tastiest food…like in the whole world. What do you think? Just because you’d buy me dinner I would go out with you? No chance…by the way what’s he is gonna talk about? | 'W'- she is not interested in your BS buddy]
‘W’ –
Hey hi! Thanks for asking but …hmm… I have plans with my friend this weekend.
['W' – great! this was meant to happen if you talk like jerk]
‘M’ –
That’s ok. I am busy next 2 weekends – my family is coming here for 2 weeks.
['W' – so what? Next 2 weeks he is gonna spend with his family…hmm I don’t know he seems nice but how could possibly I go out with a guy I just met at ATM for 2 minutes… | 'O' – she is not bothered about your schedule @$$h0!e]
By the way the food over there is worth trying and I thought if you don’t like the food I’ll pay for the food and you can pay for the talks.
['W' – he sounds kinda weird. What is he up to? …I gave my number to him…so what? I gave my number to him doesn’t mean I have to go out with him. | 'O' – stop it, you are screwing your chances with her forever]
And if food is really good you are lucky! You can pay for both.
['W' – haha he is something…interesting. | 'O' – have you lost it? Be a gentleman]
Any way you have plans this weekend so I guess I get to enjoy my dinner this weekend peacefully with my friends.
['W'- hmm... he’d go out with his friends? so what? I should not go out with a guy I met at ATM for 2 minute…actually I gave my number to him…hmm…but at least he is not pushy. Hmm let me think… | 'O' – of course she is not going with you jerk!]
You have great time with your friends. Bye!
['W'- …hmm…he is not pushy at all. | 'O'- looks like she has a boy friend.]
‘M’ disconnects the phone.
['W'- …hmm…]
['W'- …hmm…]
['W'- …hmm…]
30 minutes later W’ takes out her phone ['W'-hmm…] and dials ‘M’s number.
‘W’-
Hey….
‘W’ = the woman, an attractive woman.
‘M’ = the man, not a mirror cracking material but neat & clean, maintains good hygiene & wears good cloth if not designer ones.
‘O’ = rest of us guys.
‘W’ & ’M’ met at ATM last Tuesday and ’M’ got her cell number.
['O'- the b@$t@^d got lucky.]
How did he get her number? Let’s assume here that ’M’ somehow got ‘W’s number – to make the story short.
Friday evening ‘M’ calls up ‘W’ ['W' – who is this? …oh is that guy I met at the ATM? …he seemed interesting but all of them sound interesting at first only to be found loser or pushy or plain jerk later…hmm but what I would loose if I talk to him for a second, he is a little different I guess…] and ’W' takes the call just a second before it was to be missed.
‘M’ –
Hey I am going to this restaurant for dinner and they say they serve really tasty food over there.
['W'– oh so he wants to ask me out. I am not going out with a guy I just met at ATM. Hmm… | 'O'– you don’t talk to girl like this. Just come to the point idiot…ask her out…God she is hot!].
So kinda thought you might wanna have something yummy with some of the tastiest conversations this weekend. ['W' – my mom prepares the tastiest food…like in the whole world. What do you think? Just because you’d buy me dinner I would go out with you? No chance…by the way what’s he is gonna talk about? | 'W'- she is not interested in your BS buddy]
‘W’ –
Hey hi! Thanks for asking but …hmm… I have plans with my friend this weekend.
['W' – great! this was meant to happen if you talk like jerk]
‘M’ –
That’s ok. I am busy next 2 weekends – my family is coming here for 2 weeks.
['W' – so what? Next 2 weeks he is gonna spend with his family…hmm I don’t know he seems nice but how could possibly I go out with a guy I just met at ATM for 2 minutes… | 'O' – she is not bothered about your schedule @$$h0!e]
By the way the food over there is worth trying and I thought if you don’t like the food I’ll pay for the food and you can pay for the talks.
['W' – he sounds kinda weird. What is he up to? …I gave my number to him…so what? I gave my number to him doesn’t mean I have to go out with him. | 'O' – stop it, you are screwing your chances with her forever]
And if food is really good you are lucky! You can pay for both.
['W' – haha he is something…interesting. | 'O' – have you lost it? Be a gentleman]
Any way you have plans this weekend so I guess I get to enjoy my dinner this weekend peacefully with my friends.
['W'- hmm... he’d go out with his friends? so what? I should not go out with a guy I met at ATM for 2 minute…actually I gave my number to him…hmm…but at least he is not pushy. Hmm let me think… | 'O' – of course she is not going with you jerk!]
You have great time with your friends. Bye!
['W'- …hmm…he is not pushy at all. | 'O'- looks like she has a boy friend.]
‘M’ disconnects the phone.
['W'- …hmm…]
['W'- …hmm…]
['W'- …hmm…]
30 minutes later W’ takes out her phone ['W'-hmm…] and dials ‘M’s number.
‘W’-
Hey….
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